Demand 1:
NO MORE CONTRAST. Who needs legibility when you can feed off the (hot) tears of the UX researcher. Stop pretending you care about the user. Maybe they dont even want to read, let alone sign up for healthcare.
Demand 2:
MANDATORY ONE BIT OF TEXT THATS JUST A LITTLE BIT HARD TO READ. Wolves have to hunt for food, humans should have to as well. In small button format.
Demand 3:
PUBLIC APOLOGY FROM CAROLINE POLACHEK. For the instagram story about Argentina.
Signed: J̶̡͖̪̝̮̬̮̲͙́̽̀̊͊̈̄͋̎̄͑̈́̈́̈́́͛̃̄̆̚͝͠å̷̡̢͚͇̰̥̙k̷̡̥͖̠͕̬̭̳͖̮̳͇̺͉̾̀͌̋̒̾̂͂́̐̒̿̽̄͊̉͐̏̚͜é̶̛̛̙̒̔͒̌̃̈́͗̓̃̾̇̂̇́͒͆̀̚͜͠ͅ ̵͚̝̣̫͈̲͖̤̯̏ͅş̴̨̡̡̧̛̛̦̜͉͈͓̗͚̗͇̜͓͙̭̑̊́̇̾̌̈͗̿̄́͑̓͝͠ḩ̸̢̛͍̭͎̭͉̗̗̘̣̜̞͈̩̬̱͂́̈́̏̈́̋̾͐̀ą̵̡̧̙̟̤̤̰̣̳͙͙̪͎̩̘͎̰̇̒̓̈́̕͜͝r̷̡̛̩̯̪̖̟͖͇̦̘͍̤͎̠̩͌̑̀̃̈́̐͂͆̄͑̽̑̽̎̓͑̀̀̒̌͌̕͝͝͝͝ṕ̷̛͚͔̾̓͑̔͐͋̏̏́̄̏̓́̉̏̑͌̓̄̆̍̃̆̚͝͝͝ę̶̧̢͇͖̻͚̩͎̼̦͎̺̱̭̤̟͉̥̬̩̠̥̉̃͐̕̚